hercules

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my friend and i were eating starburst and drinking diet coke in a meeting the other day...
and apparently it's not normal to eat a starburst in 4 bites.
(/sarcasm)

Friend: Dude, how long does it take you to eat a freaking starburt.
Me: Well, I kinda eat it in like four bites.
Friend: Wow, that is probably the weirdest thing you've ever said.
Me: What? They're really sweet!!
Friend: *shakes head* and i thought I had issues.
hercules

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Went to the ER tonight.


nothing super major.
they said it's probably just a virus.
i had the worst migraine of my life and was shaking and couldn't walk in a straight line.
and at one point couldn't hold myself up.



but it's viral which means in a couple days i'll be ok!
hercules

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oh my dear chocolate pudding,
how you have hurt me.
why must you make my stomach feel all ooky,
and refuse to digest.
i know that we were apart for a very long time,
but this is no reason to be downright mean.
hercules

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i just realized that if i lose as much weight this quarter as last quarter,
then i will be 15 pounds less than when i started high school.

whoa. mind blown.